Tuesday, March 29, 2005


This one is for you PJ. I found some rope so now I rock (for those of you who don't understand this please see the comments from the "people I work with" posting Posted by Hello

2 comments:

PJ said...

That is awesome Zach! Now you'll always be ready to repel down a wall or lasso some cattle. Isn't it rad how the amount of things you can do with rope is literally limitless? Unless of course you find yourself needing 40ft of rope when you only have 30...

Ok so nevermind that, I take it back. There is a limit. Still, whether you find a use for that rope or not, at least now you look totally hardcore (You've got to admit it, rope tossed over the shoulder just has that kind of effect on people).

But I guess before you can go walking around the streets of Tikrit like the new ultimate badass you are, you better go ask SSG G for his giant knife so you can cut that rope off the fork lift. Didn't you get kicked out of Boy Scouts for being unable to tie and untie knots or something?

No wait, nevermind again. I forgot. That was me.

Zach Attack said...

Yeah, I wish I had thought of that before I put that rope on, I was there all day before someone finally helped me get out of the rope, but I did use it to rappel down the side of a cliff and fight some terrorists. Afterward I was able to tie them all up...